Space Cadets

This pair, Knowall Armstrong (believed by one to be the world’s cleverest person), and sidekick Buzz Allbran (possessor of superhuman abilities), are a legend in Space Corps.
Gliding majestically past you on their astro-buggies, resplendent in their fine uniforms the populace can rest assured that any alien threat will soon be under control, unless it looks dangerous or likely to mess up their hair.

If a child needs inspiring with tales of daring do!
If a woman needs wooing by a man in uniform!
If a man needs help with his shoelaces!
Then call for the Space Cadets.