Miss Behave

MC – Speciality Act – Gameshow Host – Producer – Curator

A live cartoon with a late night attitude. One of the last surviving female swordswallowers in the world. A cocktail of quick wit, high camp, saucy curves ‘n’ costumes, topped with a tongue as sharp as her blades.

One of the founding members of Olivier Award Winning world smash ‘La Clique’and ‘La Soiree’. Trailblazer of the Modern Variety scene she is a groundbreaking host and producer. Multiple sell out productions, from slick and sexy to crazy and anarchic. Seen and heard by millions on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Guinness World Records, and BBCs Women’s Hour. Versatile, funny, unusual.

Suitable for:

  • Hosting (acts included)
  • Short, sharp visual acts – 2-10 minutes
  • Standard set – 10-20 minutes as required
  • Bespoke – tailored to your requirements


“Queen of ceremonies…has the whole crowd prepared to do anything she asks…an absolute treat” The Guardian

“A true highlight of the cabaret scene” The Times

“Puts the risk in risqué” The Independent

“Sassy and charismatic” New York Times

“Impeccable comic timing.” La Presse

“Miss Behave is a living embodiment of Angela Carters Nights at the Circus” Evening Standard

“Genuinely edgy and genuinely funny” Time Out, New York

“Miss Behave is a wonderful ‘spesh act’ – extraordinary, glamorous and sexy, a divine swordswallower, husky voiced comic and gorgeous live cartoon” Time Out, London

“Miss Behave is quite brilliant, from the sublime to the ridiculous.” The Scotsman

“Absolutely charming, startlingly entertaining, and with a hugelyenjoyable “Aargh”factor” The Independent, UK

“Highly skilled, extremely dangerous, sultry and sassy” The Age