It would be a tragedy if some thoughtless people ruined it for everyone by running, jumping, or doing gymnastics…

Perched on their high chairs the lifeguards attempt to keep the fun strictly under control, and anyone caught petting can expect to be severely admonished.

Only sensible lane swimming and synchronised strolling is permitted by our ‘Speedo clad warriors’. They also lead the public in a strict stretching and lunging programme in their mission to keep the fun out of sport.