Grow Your Own
Fresh from extensive rehearsals in the potting shed, we bring you skilful, wholesome fun – from field to plate.
Sit amongst the flowers on the perfect grassy lawn (provided!) and enjoy….
- MAGIC DISAPPEARING SLUGS !
- JUGGLING with a SICKLE and two RAZOR SHARP… LEMONS !
- A recreation of PETER RABBIT’S DARING ESCAPE from Mr. McGregor’s sack !
- More spectacular than Gardener’s Question Time!!
- Better horticultural advice than the Chinese state circus!!