Fresh from extensive rehearsals in the potting shed, we bring you skilful, wholesome fun – from field to plate.

Sit amongst the flowers on the perfect grassy lawn (provided!) and enjoy….

• MAGIC DISAPPEARING SLUGS !
• JUGGLING with a SICKLE and two RAZOR SHARP… LEMONS !
• A recreation of PETER RABBIT’S DARING ESCAPE from Mr. McGregor’s sack !
• More spectacular than Gardener’s Question Time!!
• Better horticultural advice than the Chinese state circus!!