Fresh from extensive rehearsals in the potting shed, we bring you… Skillful, wholesome fun – from field to plate.

Sit amongst the flowers on the perfect grassy lawn (provided!) and enjoy….

– MAGIC DISAPPEARING SLUGS !
– JUGGLING with a SICKLE and two RAZOR SHARP… LEMONS !
– A recreation of PETER RABBIT’S DARING ESCAPE from Mr. McGregor’s sack !
– More spectacular than Gardener’s Question Time!!
– Better horticultural advice than the Chinese state circus!!

“Thank you, that was wonderful!”
– Norman Wisdom